I don't get laid
Black / S
$30.99
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This garment-dyed tee carries a soft, lived-in feel that settles in like an old court-side habit. The front print — a wry line about not getting laid unless the Knicks win beside a faded photo — reads like a wink between friends, the kind of shirt you pull on for a playoff watch, a dive-bar date, or a lazy Sunday at home. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it presence without stiffness. Colors are muted by the post-construction dyeing, so each shirt feels slightly unique and worn-in from the first wear. Wear it to channel quiet loyalty, a dry sense of humor, and the comfort of routines that matter.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and softness
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I don't get laid
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and softness
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean